August 3 & 4, 1:00PM

Boeing, Boeing
by Marc Camoletti

November 8-10 and 15-17
Fri-Sat, 7:00p   Sun, 2:00p
hyde park opera house

Boeing, Boeing is a farce written by the French playwright Marc Camoletti, and is listed in the Guinness Book of Records as the most performed French play throughout the world. Boeing, Boeing tells the exploits of French bachelor Bernard and three flight attendants, from three different countries: and they all believe they’re engaged to Bernard!

Boeing, Boeing is set in the 1960s, and centers on bachelor Bernard, who has a flat in Paris and three attractive stewardesses all engaged to him without knowing about each other. But Bernard's life gets bumpy when his friend Robert comes to stay, and a new, speedier Boeing jet disrupts his careful planning. Soon all three stewardesses are in the city simultaneously, timid Robert forgets which lies to tell to whom, and catastrophe looms.


(Very demanding physical comedic roles.)

NOTE: The age listed is the character's STAGE AGE. (actor needs to pass in that range while on stage)

ACCENTS: Accents do NOT have to be accurate, but close.

FLIGHT ATTENDANTS: Please don’t let the “stereotypical” appearance stop you from auditioning. We are looking for the best comedic person for the role.

  • Bernard (stage age: 30-50, French accent): a Parisian architect and lothario, Bernard is a playboy living in Paris, who is happily engaged to three different women, none of whom know about the others.

  • Berthe (stage age: 40-60, French accent): Bernard's French Housekeeper. She is always exhausted and exasperated.

  • Robert (stage age: 30-50, Vermont accent): Bernard's old school chum from Vermont, Robert shows up unexpectedly at Bernard’s Paris home.

  • Gabriella (stage age: 25-40, French accent): a French airline stewardess, Gabriella is also engaged to Bernard. She is passionate and feisty and works for Alitalia.

  • Gloria (stage age: 25-40, New York accent): an American airline stewardess from New York City, Gloria is engaged to Bernard. She is a go-getter, sexy and works for TWA.

  • Gretchen (stage age: 25-40, German accent): a German airline stewardess, Gretchen is also engaged to Bernard. She is strong and beautiful and works for Lufthansa.



Production Team

Gene Heinrich

Kelly Daige

Stage Manager:
Gina Jenkins

Set Design:
Andrew Tascarella

Carol Olson, Tracey Morin

Lighting & Sound:
Brian Marcoux

Stage Crew:


* Attend either day

* Please bring your calendar with you to note schedule conflicts!

* Auditions start at 1:00pm SHARP

* No appointment necessary

* Wear clothes and shoes you can move in/dance in

* No need to bring prepared material; readings from the script will be used.  Visit this page for any updates in advance of auditions.  


*  Expect 3 (or more) rehearsals per week.

*  Not all cast members will be required to be at every rehearsal - we value your volunteer time!! 


Bernard & Robert A

Bernard & Robert B

Bernard & Gloria

Bernard & Berthe

Robert & Berthe

Bernard, Robert, & Gabriella

Berthe & Gretchen

Gretchen & Robert A

Gretchen & Robert B

Bernard, Gabriella, Berthe & Robert

Gloria & Robert

Gabriella, Gretchen, Robert & Bernard